How do you even write a joke? Well. First: you must endure years of training under the brutal, yet fair hand of the master comedian of your village. Only then can you undertake the arduous journey across our ancient land. Across the fields of bones and ghosts, across the mighty and wide river of blood. You must ascend the great mountains to the west. At their highest peak, if your heart is pure, you will find the JOKE STONE. Touch it, and the power is yours.

“Knock knock” you will whisper.

Is anyone there? You will have to find out as your father did, and his father before him.