I’m not gonna lie to you people, the voice-over guy is me. One of them commercials come on, and the gears, oh, they start a-turnin’. I can’t help it! It is a gift and a horrible curse because I have to lay face down on my floor until I figure it out or I can’t function. If there was a way to monetize that stuff, I’d be all over it.

Seriously though, that talking corgi is absolutely David Duchovny. Don’t worry baby, you aren’t crazy.