My obsession with bigfeet and such is well-documented. (And monetized!)

Anyways, that was before I tried to watch the history channel, for five freaking minutes. Did you know that hitler tried to raise a secret half-man/half-gorilla army?! Did you KNOW that there is a Mesozoic murder-machine living in your local reservoir? Did YOU KNOW that there is a lake monster living in your fucking toilet?! THE SERPENT IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE