Jeezum crow, I am gettin’ old. Every teen I see just looks like Biebsy Whasisname, and I don’t understand the music or the flip-flop or the sockhop dances that all the kids are goin’ terrrr oooooh boy howdy.

I am gettin’ old. I sympathize with you, Beardo. I sympathize.

Also, maybe I should stop watching Beach Party movies from the 60s. A hunch! Only a hunch, a hunch. What do you think, 1963 Vincent Price?

If you're calling about the missing feet, leave your address, and the replacement feet will be rushed to you by my grandson Jody.
“SEE EVERYONE NEXT WEEK!”