OK: So I am a person, I guess, that is “into” food. I like it! Look at me, I’m a big fat guy. Hooray! But it still tickles me that food is, like, cool, now. I suppose eating out always has been a thing, so to speak, but something seems different now. I’m just hoping the next cool-guy-thing-that’s-really-just-something-we-all-need-to-do is sleeping. Oh man, I’m gonna have the most tricked out bed on the goddamned block. Have you been to Williamsburg recently? The beds there are SO INNOVATIVE.