Jeezum crow, I am gettin’ old. Every teen I see just looks like Biebsy Whasisname, and I don’t understand the music or the flip-flop or the sockhop dances that all the kids are goin’ terrrr oooooh boy howdy.
I am gettin’ old. I sympathize with you, Beardo. I sympathize.
Also, maybe I should stop watching Beach Party movies from the 60s. A hunch! Only a hunch, a hunch. What do you think, 1963 Vincent Price?
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