Don’t get me wrong, I like Boston! I lived there for a little while.

But I swear to god, this conversation seems to happen every 3-6 months in Hollywood now:

Producer #1: So I got this script here, and it’s pretty good! Not great.

Producer #2: What’s it about?

Producer #1: Crime! And sad people. So sad, these people.

Producer #2: Let’s set it in Boston!

Producer #1: YES. Is Matt Damon Busy?

Producer #2: Yeah.

Producer #1: GET ME AN AFFLECK!